*Note: This post is very long and detailed.* It’s currently 5 AM. I’m awake not because I chose to wake up early, no no…because I haven’t yet fallen asleep, and not for lack of trying. You see, I started having night-based anxiety and panic attacks about 9 months ago. They started at a time when my entire existence was laser focused on one issue, without
One of my goals this year is to whip my mashed potato body into shape, forming it into something that resembles a human being. I’ve never really consistently worked out and I love food, a recipe for a perfect mashed potato body. One of the major problems I’ve always had with working out is feeling like I have to stare soullessly into a void, counting the minutes I’ve
Would you drink formaldehyde by choice? No? What if I sweetened it for you, sweetened it with something 200 times sweeter than sugar? Still no? Well what if I flavored and sweetened it for you and here’s the real kicker, added in a high concentration of synthetic caffeine? You need caffeine to get through your busy day right? Oh…still no? Because it’s formaldehyde right? Damn. You.